dhe/void thingy quits osrs to exp waste, gives out hundreds, maybe billions

Who knew that exp waste would be so lucrative for the boys? The reports came in at a whopping total of 4.5b. Clan members getting Elysian spirit shield’s, Dragon hunter lance’s, Spectral spirit shields, and more. I imagine people trampling over other people for the last Elysian spirit shield on the shelf, but we all know you can’t step on someone. You simply phase through them. I wonder how that works? In reality the goods were given out via a good ol’ fashioned hide and seek and toward the end they were shoved in balloons and floated down from the ceiling. Just pop the ones that fall faster boys. It’s science.

In an attempt to get some better insider information BreakinNecks volunteered his encounter. The spectacle started with 2 rounds of the hide and seek previously mentioned, then a solid 300m dropped at the Falador party room for all after some advertisement in the Grand Exchange. And finally ended with another 350m drop in the clan hall for the boys. I’m not the best at math, but 300m+350m does not equal 4.5b. Maybe we should start a go fund me to pay a 4th grade teacher to give BreakinNecks private instruction. BreakinNecks also mentioned he was able to find one of the heavy balloons that had a Dragon hunter lance in it. Apparently that wasn’t good enough for him, so he sold it and bought full Bandos armor instead. Remind me to never gift him anything.

While discussing who dhe/void thingy’s best osrs friend was, BreakinNecks mentioned Chaii and dhe/voidthingy kissed behind the Grand Exchange. I definitely think that is a bit beyond friendship myself. Chaii later corrected it as in between gym sets. Sounds like marriage to me. After trying to get some more details out of BreakinNecks about this BreakinNews, he spontaneously turned Venezuelan.